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Five Costumes to Definitely Not Wear This Halloween

Avoid problematic behavior by steering clear of these controversial accouterments.

Nov 1, 2023

Five Costumes to Definitely Not Wear This Halloween

Nov 1, 2023

Janet Yellen Samples Magic Mushrooms in China, Insists ‘That Motherfucking Recession is Not Real’

The Treasury Secretary was seen shouting wildly and pointing indiscriminately toward the back of the plane on her flight home.

Aug 23, 2023

Janet Yellen Samples Magic Mushrooms in China, Insists ‘That Motherfucking Recession is Not Real’

Aug 23, 2023

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Head of Lettuce Contends to be Next UK Head of Government

Refusing to wilt, despite the immense pressure of the moment, the Head of Lettuce is angling to replace Liz Truss as the next British prime…

Oct 25, 2022

Head of Lettuce Contends to be Next UK Head of Government

Oct 25, 2022

Local Cowboys Admit, Jeffree Star’s Meat is ‘Pretty Good’

“This hunk of meat right here is actually real tasty,” said one cowpoke.

Jun 12, 2022

Local Cowboys Admit, Jeffree Star’s Meat is ‘Pretty Good’

Jun 12, 2022

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Politically Speaking

The Impossible Calculus of Nuclear Confrontation

I never thought I’d be asking myself these questions

May 31, 2022

The Impossible Calculus of Nuclear Confrontation

May 31, 2022

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The Haven

900-Pound Gator Bags Hunter, Stirs Controversy

Many online proponents of human rights stood in opposition to the hunt conducted by a prominent Florida maneater.

May 31, 2022

900-Pound Gator Bags Hunter, Stirs Controversy

May 31, 2022

‘What the Hell Are You Doing, Mister?’ Asks Uber Driver As Lone Passenger Climbs Into Front Seat

“You better not even think about it,” cautioned the rideshare driver.

May 28, 2022

‘What the Hell Are You Doing, Mister?’ Asks Uber Driver As Lone Passenger Climbs Into Front Seat

May 28, 2022

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The Haven

Gwyneth Paltrow Reveals Why She Named Daughter ‘Apple’ Instead Of Much Cooler and Equally Available…

‘I thought it was just so original and cool,’ Paltrow said.

May 11, 2022

Gwyneth Paltrow Reveals Why She Named Daughter ‘Apple’ Instead Of Much Cooler and Equally Available…

May 11, 2022

Published in
The Haven

‘No Amount of Evidence Will Convince Me This Wasn’t a Real Mermaid,’ Warner Bros.

Zaslav, responsible for the 2012 documentary “Mermaids: The Body Found” continues to maintain that he is a “true believer.”

May 11, 2022

‘No Amount of Evidence Will Convince Me This Wasn’t a Real Mermaid,’ Warner Bros.

May 11, 2022

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The Haven

Couple Finds McDonald’s Fries Hidden in Wall, Say They ‘Still Taste Delicious’

A recent home renovation uncovered a tasty treat for an Illinois couple.

May 5, 2022

Couple Finds McDonald’s Fries Hidden in Wall, Say They ‘Still Taste Delicious’

May 5, 2022

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