Five Costumes to Definitely Not Wear This HalloweenAvoid problematic behavior by steering clear of these controversial accouterments.Nov 1, 2023Nov 1, 2023
Janet Yellen Samples Magic Mushrooms in China, Insists ‘That Motherfucking Recession is Not Real’The Treasury Secretary was seen shouting wildly and pointing indiscriminately toward the back of the plane on her flight home.Aug 23, 20232Aug 23, 20232
Head of Lettuce Contends to be Next UK Head of GovernmentRefusing to wilt, despite the immense pressure of the moment, the Head of Lettuce is angling to replace Liz Truss as the next British prime…Oct 25, 2022Oct 25, 2022
Local Cowboys Admit, Jeffree Star’s Meat is ‘Pretty Good’“This hunk of meat right here is actually real tasty,” said one cowpoke.Jun 12, 2022Jun 12, 2022
Published inPolitically SpeakingThe Impossible Calculus of Nuclear ConfrontationI never thought I’d be asking myself these questionsMay 31, 2022May 31, 2022
Published inThe Haven900-Pound Gator Bags Hunter, Stirs ControversyMany online proponents of human rights stood in opposition to the hunt conducted by a prominent Florida maneater.May 31, 2022May 31, 2022
‘What the Hell Are You Doing, Mister?’ Asks Uber Driver As Lone Passenger Climbs Into Front Seat“You better not even think about it,” cautioned the rideshare driver.May 28, 20222May 28, 20222
Published inThe HavenGwyneth Paltrow Reveals Why She Named Daughter ‘Apple’ Instead Of Much Cooler and Equally Available…‘I thought it was just so original and cool,’ Paltrow said.May 11, 20221May 11, 20221
Published inThe Haven‘No Amount of Evidence Will Convince Me This Wasn’t a Real Mermaid,’ Warner Bros.Zaslav, responsible for the 2012 documentary “Mermaids: The Body Found” continues to maintain that he is a “true believer.”May 11, 2022May 11, 2022
Published inThe HavenCouple Finds McDonald’s Fries Hidden in Wall, Say They ‘Still Taste Delicious’A recent home renovation uncovered a tasty treat for an Illinois couple.May 5, 20223May 5, 20223
